FaceBook seemed to be consuming her but she

FaceBook seemed to be consuming her but she loved it. She loved finding all the old friends she'd found, especially the ones from high school. What she didn't like was

that she heard that her boyfriend was connecting with his old girlfriends.

So she suggested they contacted them together to see if anyone was interested in a threesome, to spice up their dwindling relationship

-marketing website E Harmony added the "Menage a Trois" tab. Business boomed. The conservative investors made money hand over fist. They spent it on family values campaigns

and worked both sides against the middle, kind of like their new E-Harmony threesome option. They were more interested in appearing family values, than being it. Their IPO orgies

were less than harmonious to say the least. Allof the freshly hired E-Harmony execs were just too jealous of each other to have an orgy. IPO greed just wouldn't let them share.

Because they each wanted the biggest piece and as anyone who has been to an orgy knows, after a while all the pieces seem the same. E-Harmony would have to COME up with a new Promo

"...and EJACULATE a new strategy?" I corrected her: "Actually dear, that's not a double-entendre; it's just a naughty word. Try something simpler, like 'Uranus.'"

is your sphincter the warp gate to a rodent convention?". She laughed & spurted beer from her nose. The party game to come up with euphemisms for sexual perversions was a success.