Storage Unit Five waited

Storage Unit Five waited

for what else was a storage unit to do when not in use. "An empty storage unit is a depressed storage unit" was not a well known saying for nothing. It was the cold hard truth.

Are you insane asked someone I don't want to know life is so depressing for a

second I wondered where that thought came from in the back of my mind it was like a committee of stream of consciousness cardinals that I confessed and they judged me to be

a blue jay-walker as I crossed the street mid-avenue block and flipped the bird and even though I thought that was a little out of proportion to the situation I kept silent until

Billilily stopped the truck, without even bothering to pull over. He stomped right over the the jay-walker. "Wha you bey doin, jay-walkin down dis here streyt?" I spoke up to defen

The traffic police were called to settle the matter. The Deputy said, "Let's do CPR and find out." Traffic was blacked out and horns honked all night, geese honked too.

The deputy listened to the geese while he was doing the CPR. The geese were talking all at once. The geese honked:"..attacker...tusks...syringe dripping blue...gasping in rasps"

He was unsure on CPR for geese.Were there noseholes? Should he pluck it to free up the chest? So he cooked it w/the defibrillator.Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.