Once upon a time, in the magical land of

Once upon a time, in the magical land of HELL...

the Devil was sitting on his throne of burning corpses. He sighed looking at the desolate landscape. "We need to change things up around here..."

"Imp, who do we have on our wait list?" The imp unfurled a long scroll. "Yes Satan, we have Kim Jong-Il, Muammar Gaddafi, Osama bin Laden, and Nate Dogg." "Nate Dogg? Who's that?"

"Nate dogg is a notorious camel smuggler" replied Satan. The imp rolled up the scroll and inserted it deep into his secret scroll hole. "Thats gross!" said Satan. The imp waddled

because the imp had three fat legs shooting out of his gut. The imp

cartwheeled towards the nearest rubber tree, bled the sap out of it and fashioned himself a latex suit. Henceforth, the imp was a gimp. He was now on the "receiving end".

This arrangement worked well, for months, until the imp gimp was maimed during a passionate session that got out of control. Now an imp gimp with a limp, his dominant partner

Resident shrink who glimpsed the sewer rats eating his food. Beware! There was time to make a word out of the glyphets manifesting themselves as chimps at the grocery store. Who

would be the winner. Will the rats finish all of the porridge in the store, or will the shrink be able to talk them out of it and would the chimps prevail!