Billy Bob Biggins Jr. was roaring drunk when

Billy Bob Biggins Jr. was roaring drunk when he rode his horse into Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and lassoed up

It was there he spotted Betty. She was well-endowed & had a dimply smile. "Howdy, cowboy!" she cooed. "What's your name?" "Bobby Biggins," he answered, staring at her chest. Betty

swayed and bounced. Cowboy Bob's eyes were glued to her chest like a cute video of kittens watching something off camera. Betty ran circles around him but couldn't shake him off.

Cowboy Bob's lecherous stare was a vestige from the past, a time when harassment was not really a concept. Betty put up with it until her dizziness wore off. She lifted up her

petticoat on the left and socked him in the jaw with a roundhouse from the right. Betty White was not one to be trifled with! But she did have a soft spot for Cowboy Bob and helped

"As you walk through life," he told them, "Shut the hell up or so help me..." Betty White and Cowboy Bob agreed that these were words to live by, and edged their way out of the

Plasticene forest of blasphemous elephantine structures passed off as multi use buildings for the Lords kg La-laland. Betty White and Cowboy Bob were hustled towards the exit.

There was no helping it but Betty White had to eat a snickers before they were both thrown out that exit into space. Once she ate the snickers she became herself, which was a letha

-rgic old lady with a fondness for the evening news. She had looked at the stars from the ground on earth, decades ago. She liked the distant glow. Now she missed the brown earth