How cool would it be if we had access to

How cool would it be if we had access to historical accounts of massive blunders and successes throughout history? Such a resource could really come in handy. Instead, we're

got the internet which records chats, blogs, tweets and other trivia. I propose that we found an open resource recording massive blunders and successes as they happen right here in

think are the odds? Because I awoke with that song running in my brain for no reason and it was not going away. I had to call an onieronologist. He was going to treatment tonight.

I try to capture my dreams, but they seep through solid matter like a sieve. I explained to my counselor the importance of mastering lucid dreaming. Good ideas would return my muse

-um of the mind through the loading dock, where I could pay minimum wage to have them hauled in by the ton. That way I would have to do no work and could bask in my genius without

wondering why everyone was mad at me. Ah, being a tyrant sure had its advantages. I could even hire a security force to keep my loading-dock fort safe from Walmart's forces of

impaired negligent donkeys who escaped from Mexico. They raided our fresh salsa and guacamole department and made out like banditos. Furthermore, when the hyenas appeared,

they purloined our vast stores of couscous and piri piri chicken. Our food vault was almost empty. With only days to go before the bombs dropped, we didn’t have a lot of time to

twerk, but we mustered what booty power we had left and grinded against each other to the tunes blasting from our boombox. We decided to go out in style, and nothing would interru-