"Alert! Beyonce has broken her silence on

"Alert! Beyonce has broken her silence on the 'elevator incident'." Alert! Beyonce has broken her silence on the 'elevator incident'. Alert!.."

Miley Cyrus hit her TMZ radio alarm clock. Damn, Beyonce was back in the news. She leaped to the fire pole while calling her publicist on Bluetooth. "Put me in headlines. Stat!"

He butler Alfred hated when Miley called him on the Bluetooth. He was right "here." Why couldn't she talk to him like a normal person. When Miley went to the Brat Cave she was all

Dressed in white, singing hymns to the green birds gracing the back fence. These birds hadvwashed both legs with fffffffff.

I'll let you fill in the v.Cloa can be a scary way to reproduce if your unfamiliar especially if in flight with a flock of green parrots.Green birds leave green marks on white suit

is a very difficult message to get conveyed through a flock of thousands in a flight formation. It got through. The green birds left green marks on white suit. The flock laughed.

The man in the now-not-so-white suit wept. Little did he know that fashion designer Flippotino was watching from a window. "How much for that green-streaked suit?" he called to the

weeping man in the green-streaked suit, “Oh, please don’t tell me more than a thousand pounds!” The man glared at fashion designer Flippotino, and cried, “Fool, this suit is white

I will give you a discount if you will trade me some of the valuable spices. Siele agree to that fair deal and would become rather rich back in byzantine due to this historic deal.