In Loughborough, a town in the Charnwood

In Loughborough, a town in the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, lived Vaughn Colcolough who had a tough 20 yr. hiccough & though he tried many a remedy they were all for nought

He even tried hanging upside down from a tree limb and drinking water. Since everything failed he finally started using them as a beat to dance to. Tap dancing to be exact, and he

was the genius behind Gregory Hines. His tap dancing on the wall of the submarine sent out a very detailed message of the submarine's crash. The Russian divers heard the noise

and interpreted the code as "send for Chinese food, quickly." The Russian divers were confused, but trained to obey without questioning. They packed dumplings and crab won tons to

go, with a generous helping of General Tso's and Sweet and Sour. They added in fried rice and chow mein and fortune cookies. The Russians had set themselves up with enough to becom

e fat like Americans. Or at least the Americans they saw on all those People of Walmart videos. You don't see fat "People of Siberia" videos do you? thought Ivan to himself

He left his friends and sat near Vladmir Maximovich, the new kid at school. He was eating alone at lunch that day and decided to talk to him about his new school project, since

it involved taking over parts of Europe. He was unsure if Vladimir was even a student, but rather a man on the run from Interpol. The fact he was much taller than the others was

suspicious from the start. He whipped out his magnifying glass to check Vladimir's nose for any incriminating evidence, but it was too late. Vladimir had already scored an A.