Finished Folds (1—20)
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3The thing about my job is that, most of the time, you start with a reasonably ethical motives, but end with unreasonably unethical outcomes. That's the problem when you
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2book club had a little to be desired, sure, like when his book spontaneously combusted, or when it exploded after he'd thrown it away quickly. Grandpa sobbed. All he'd wanted to do
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9Even after being away for so long, I knew how everything worked. Well, mostly. I was more surprised they'd replaced my control panel with one big red button. I pressed it, and then
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5It was raining outside. Lightning crashed somewhere in the distance. I was staring up at the masked vigilante who'd just broke down my door. I'd never forget what happened next.
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3'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my room mate, a young vampire, started taking selfies from the ceiling. He wasn't listening, so I went to get a broom to swat at him with.
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6on the premise of every Bond film, of how he'd won every time and would win again, even over all the chaos. It wasn't easy choosing who to live and let die when the bullets started
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0Helicopter Heaven, a place where no disgusting paint schemes would ever be found. Because everything is helicopters. They stepped off the helicopter, walking along the
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3later realized too late that my digital calendar was actually a cleverly-disguised robot butler. Soon, many of my socks ended up on the tailpipes of cabs across the city.
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5Thoughts passed between us through idle conversation. I asked Death about themself, but after a while, they pressed a boney finger to my lips. 'Shh,' he hissed gently. 'No more.'
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2then shrink again. So there I was in front of her, with different parts of my body growing and shrinking, thanks to my sister. The girl was impressed when my head ballooned up and
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4Half-Blood Super Saiyan, my body mutated into an undead xenomorph with really strong hair and a gold aura. I was nigh invincible, until one of them pulled a flamethrower out.
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0into a series of debates that would catch the killer. After all, if you're wrong on the internet, you're wrong in real life. Det. Manatee's first post was all over the place and
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5G ABOUT USING THE LOCK PICK ON THE CHEST. You use the lock pick on the Dragon and succeed. I loot the Dragon. You cannot because the chest is blocking the door to the Dragon.
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6Toni knew she never should have taught her cowboy parrot how to leave voice mails.
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3Upon arriving in New Zealand, there was nothing but. Just lots of sheep. In Auckland, sheep. In my hotel, sheep. In my room, sheep. They were even in my luggage, when I opened it.
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7Every night when the sky is a dark indigo, palm treants rise and march on small towns and villages. This is a common occurance in Australia called the 'march of the purple palms.'
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2and stepped out with dozens of Wormies. Bert and Ernie tried to contain the pidgeons, but before they knew it, they took after Oscar's worms. The limo sped off. It was a set up.
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6'The hemrings,' replied Master Filch. 'They look somewhat like onion rings, if they were made of hem.' Filch and the Pastor stared up. She was clearly in her own paradise, laughing
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3another level, I know she's trying to hide her interest. We step into the haunted clown college. After some investigating, we come to the body of a mime, suffocated by its own box.
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6herself in the mirror. Her hair exploded off her head. 'Well that settles it!' Mary said, happily. 'If I'm bald, and you'll love me for sleeping, then that's all I'll do!' John was