One bright day in the middle of the night,

  • One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot another! A deaf policeman heard the noise,

  • drew the gun close to him. In the midst of the chaos, he moved and ducked to avoid attention. When the air came to a still, he lay his gun down and place his palm on his left ears

  • and said, "woooooah, I can't feel my face."

  • And he said, "That's weird, cuz I can totally feel your face!"

  • I heard a chuckle about two feet above me, then a voice said dryly: 'That's not my face you're feeling darling, but do continue'. Disgusted I withdrew my hands and tried to walk

  • Away from this situation. The chuckling organism grabbed my hand and my breathing became more quick and shallow, "do come back and feel me darling.."

  • So I did. Just like that, the organism appeared to orgasm. Although not of this world, I could tell that the orgasmic organism was organized organically.

  • From alliteration the alien allies,organized organically their orgasmic organism,and I couldn't stop cuming,and cuming,and cuming till cum was no more!Why me?Why did they choose my

  • English class as subjects for the sex study? We were all getting "Ds", that's why and we needed the extra credit. None of even knew what alliteration was anyway. Our prof

  • was a stickler for learning by example. "Dan dictate a digest of 'Debbie does Dallas' disrobed." Dan got a "D". Then he said "Eric evaluate Emanuelle's erotic essence exposed."



  1. mensaque Nov 04 2012 @ 11:44

    Loved this one!!!Amazing how the alien organism complemented the two dead boys from the first line,and how the deaf policeman who could hear suddenly became the narrator keeping up the sense of the absurd--or the nonsense--till the very last line!

  2. 49erFaithful Nov 04 2012 @ 23:30

    Can't wait for F...

  3. SlimWhitman Nov 05 2012 @ 07:45

    I thought best to leave that one to your imagination...

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