Cinderella was in her castle one day looking

Cinderella was in her castle one day looking out over the river. Prince Charming came in and asked her what was wrong? She just smiled and and laughed at him. He had no idea what

had happened to her. Why was she smiling and laughed? He decided that he would find out, so he asked her specifically what had happened. Cinderella replied, "I just watched

prince charming get murdered!" Shocked, I asked Cinderella why that made her so happy. "Are you kidding?!" Cinderella shouted. "That bastards been cheating on me with princess

Leia, some space scag in a white dress." Tears were forming in Cinderella's eyes now, and I could only listen awkwardly as she continued her rant. "Why, if I ever catch them two

I will boil them in a stew and then feed the homeless with it". Just then a giant panda appeared. "Look at the size of that panda!" cried Cinderella. The panda swung at her with

two sharp bamboo sticks. This giant panda weighed 313 pounds, and it was very, very angry. Luckily, Cinderella secretly trained with the

Gallapagos monster, therefore she was ready to gently calm down the giant panda weighing 313 pounds. Cinderella said "Hey panda weighing 313 pounds." The panda corrected her, "314

actually. I take pride in my weight. What do you want anyways?" He asked grouchily.

His face dissolved into the biggest happiest smile I ever did see. From then on things were cool between us.He invited me in for coffee & shared his cookies with me. It was lovely!