wrecked into millions of peices. The police

wrecked into millions of peices. The police came and I had no idea what to tell him, he kept on asking me what had happend and I told him that I

had J-walked. I didnt think i could actually get in trouble for J-walking I've always wanted to do something illegal. Next im going to

Of course, it would also depend on what the river consisted of. What'd the level of difficulty be, for example, of swimming a river of jello VS a river of Sonic's cherry limeade...

He trained his body to swim in other viscous liquids. Vaseline was the hardest. Shaving his body to prevent sticking, he was now ready for the Olympic Treacle Freestyle.

He worried when Michael Phelps,Ian Thorpe & Ryan Lochte arrived wearing hightech sharkskin suits.Mark Spitz started his comeback at the OlympicTreacleFreestyle with cheesy mustache

wax dripping from his lip into his Venti Mocha-ccino. He was dressed like a cop. Phelps wore a construction outfit. Thorpe had just come from surgery and Lochte had a headdress

that was made out of parrot feathers. Lyanna was wearing her usual Sailor Moon attire. This was just like that time they had all gone to

Disneyland, but they asked me to change my shirt, (apparently, they have a no-parrot feather rule). So, we're all dressed up like we're getting GlamourShots taken, when Julio says

"Yo fo sizzle ma nizzle arararararar wuwuwuwuwuwuw shaboomyeah my nuts." Everyone but I laughed. The GlamourShots were ruined. YouTube spliced videos were ghetto-cool now, and it