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Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through

  • Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through the forest. Little John said "Robin Hood, would you eat my porridge?" Robin Hood said
  • "hell no! I know what you put in that shit and it just ain't right. Even Friar Tuck wouldn't eat THAT and I've seen him eat tons of crazy shit. Like that time we went down to
  • Little John's house and they dared him to eat these corn cobs. I won't say anymore. And then Robin Hood whipped Maid Marian across the face with his sword and said, "Silencio!"
  • fortunately, Maid Marian was wearing an iron mask and just heard the "Blang" sound as the blade was bent into the shape of her profile. Robin realized this was Art and sold it at
  • a local auction, and he received two gold coins for it, an amazing profit. "At least that lady wasn't a total waste of my time. Now I can afford a new horse, and a set of gloves."
  • Preferring the horse to the lady, she patted the massive creature on his left flank. She tightened the gloves around her wrists and set to work with her implements for the purpose
  • of artificially harvesting the stud's seed, for the next generation of super power, nearly bionic horses were waiting to be conceived. She focused, she would be fired if even a
  • moderately functional horse was conceived. She needed an über horse to be born to raise the standards for horsepower in her competitor's trucks. She gifted the bionic horse to Ford
  • and contacted Trojan Enterprises, the world's largest horse sperm depository. For a modest 10 million dollar fee, she walked out with 5 collection bags of frozen sperm to cre
  • ate a horse sperm omelette. Not paying attention in biology, she thought mixing eggs and sperm and eating it would produce a horse/human hybrid. She keeps taking the tests, hoping.
Started
2011-02-21 21:53:40
Finished
2013-03-05 05:25:15

9 Comments

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    lucielucie Mar 05 2013 @ 05:31

    This was started over 2 years ago.
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    Zetawilk Mar 05 2013 @ 11:08

    Man, I love Robin Hood. It's like one of my favorite folk myths. Pity the BBC series jumped the shark by killing off characters core to the mythology. The only thing worse would be if they turned Robin into an alicorn. Oh, wait, it's un-hip of me to recognize bad narrative decisions in television for what they are. Here comes a bunch of arbitrary contradiction for the sake of contradiction by the BBC, where 13 episodes a season is a "long" series to them!
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    49erFaithful Mar 05 2013 @ 13:38

    In two years, it seems we've evolved from the merely implied potentially disgusting breakfast (one man eating another man's porridge) to the quite obviously tremendously disgusting breakfast (horse sperm omelet). With plenty of tale in between... Breath mint anyone?
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    lucielucie Mar 05 2013 @ 13:47

    You obviously haven't tried Kazakh cuisine! Horse anus is a great delicacy there.
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    49erFaithful Mar 05 2013 @ 15:03

    Pass the hot sauce. And save room for cow pie!
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    Zetawilk Mar 05 2013 @ 15:37

    @lucielucie: Obviously.
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    PurpleProf Mar 05 2013 @ 15:58

    Don't know how many of you are fans of NPR, but thought you ought to have this info about calmari...or is it pig bung? http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgangers ;)
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    lucielucie Mar 06 2013 @ 03:37

    They love a pig bung in France! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette
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    Zetawilk Mar 06 2013 @ 11:06

    They're /France/.

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