märchen

märchen

or a Garfunkle, if you like.

"Hey, John! Where is the Vegan Style Lasgna?"

"Vegan Lasagna, have you lost it, go it some meat before i smack you" John insisted approaching... his hand in a fist.

"Never," Vegan Lasagna yelled with righteous anger. "I do not conform to society's expectations, or yours, and you will not force me to!"

But at last, the meat eater didn't care. The Vegan Lasagna attempted to shake it off. To fight back, only to be plopped into the oven with more cheese. It melted in on disgrace

which was the name of their cat which they weirdly made to be vegan. The Meat Eater was the name of their other cat. The petuitaries were in bloom, and the Meat Eater and Disgrace.

Meat Eater and Disgrace went about their usual daily habits, which mainly consisted of eating their crunchy food and napping in the sunshine. However, since it was Easter, they

decided to go on an egg hunt. The eggs they painted were beautiful. Golds and blues, dots and stripes, all the colors of the rainbow, in various lights and shades. Oh glorious day.

I wondered alous why anyone else should have these beautiful eggs. Surely, they wouldn’t treat them as well as I would. I began to hatch a plan to hoard the eggs all for myself.