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  • Frank replied "Looking forward to C'ing you ;-) 8= ...". He was a spam-mail junkie. The seedier the proposal the harder it was to resist. Ofcourse he used his bosses account.

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  • Of course he got fired. He ran out of money. Couldn't afford an internet connection so he couldn't supply his spam mail habit. He made lower companions and did whatever

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  • he could to scrape together the odd few pennies to eat. He got used to sleeping in his car, a rusty old piece of junk that he'd grown quite attached to over the years. As he tried

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  • to fight off the impending urges, however, he realized the pennies would never be enough. The rusted old convertible was looking more and more delicious by the day.

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  • He was on appetite suppressants like Adipex-P and Rust-Oleum, but to no avail. The muffler went down easily enough, but the antenna was dangerously horizontal as it slid through

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  • his esophagus. The audience didn't notice him crying as he struggled to keep his gag reflex down. He tried his abdominal massage. This was the hardest car to eat thus far, and

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  • he still had half of a dealership lot to work through with some tough ones ahead. How was he going to make it through an H3 and THEN an Escalade? Eating cars was more than he had

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  • bargained for; he'd clearly bitten off more than he could chew. "Nice grill," the cute receptionist Shamika purred, as she stroked his hood ornament. "Hmm," he thought. "This might

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  • be a nice ride." He flashed her another high beam smile. "Get in. Sit down. Shut up. And hold on." He gunned his engine & off they rode into the sunset, never to be seen again.

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