Now that we had settled the argument in my

Now that we had settled the argument in my favor, I was ready to move on. I was stupid to believe she would give in that easily. As I began to relax she pounced and I was

aiming the chair legs right at her. They caught her in the jaws. He whipped her and she bounced back up on the Cat stand. The Lion turned to her and said with a smirk

'Rowr' and winked at her. Time elongated for a few moments while the performer's eyes locked with the lion's and they sized each other up. Something was clearly going on here and

Tjey weren't about to let it ruffle their performance and continued with their dialog. The lion sauntered towards the front of the stage and

leapt into the orchestra pits. There was a cacophony of instruments as he took out the string section. With a roar he pounced on the conductor. The audience

drew their sidearms. They fired indiscriminately, trying to take out the fleeing criminal. Unfortunately the bad lighting meant lots of musician casualties. He hit the exit and

someone broke into song. There were loudspeakers all over the place and the music was deafening. besides, the musician was also tone deaf which made things more difficult.

As for the song, it was hard to identify exactly what it was, although those lyrics which could be heard were completely obscene. Many of the ladies present fainted, and

the men started throwing bottles at the stage. As the band continued playing what sounded like cats making love the crowd grew more agitated and began lighting fires.