Harcourt Chalmers cradled the bowl John Dee

  • Harcourt Chalmers cradled the bowl John Dee had given his ancestor Harry Morlock, a country lad who set out to sea in the 1600s and founded an empire of noodles. But now the emp
  • ire was crumbling & Harcourt Chalmers, Emperor of Noodles & Prince of Pasta gave up the fight against Ramen & withdrew to the Macaroni Archipelago to regroup. He asked his bowl
  • of plenty, "I now call on the holy spirit of the Flying Spaghetti monster!" The marinara bubbled, the crackled, then created a garlic smelling porthole.
  • A noodly appendage issued forth from the simmering garlic and basil marinara. And I was touched. The Flying Spaghetti monster touched me with His noodly appendage! I fell on my
  • face in the marinara, feeling not one, not two, but a multitude of noodly appendages caress the contours of my face, easing into my mouth. Holy Transubstantiation of Durum!
  • As I chewed the divine pasta, I felt myself become one with the deity. I felt that I could see through its eye-stalks and breathe through its meatballs. My noodles stretched across
  • both time and space. I saw the roots that nourished the grain that made up the divine noodle that I was watching through its al dente Conception to NOW. Most Holy Meatball of Spagh
  • Etti was present for the ceremony. Etti had arrived in Italy and owned a restaurant. The customers included King Butters.
  • The restaurant menu featured a Veal Parmigiana made with a Flamin' Hot Cheetos breading and Duck Confit where the duck was brined in a salted Coca-Cola concoction before baking.
  • Sure, the whole thing with the duck was quite daffy, but having had taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque, we all felt really loony and were just happy that that was all, folks!


  1. Woab Feb 14 2018 @ 13:18

    Excellent finale, Dr. Goose!

  2. LordVacuity Feb 14 2018 @ 19:27

    My second opinion is to concur with Woab.

  3. Dr.Goose Feb 14 2018 @ 19:34

    Thank you, both. (Though I messed up another one today, I will be extra careful in noticing when mine is the last submission)

  4. LordVacuity Feb 14 2018 @ 19:39

    Don’t sweat it too much Doc, I have been here a while and I still screw my endings up. Plus, I also miss that it is the last fold often enough.

  5. BlastedHeath Feb 14 2018 @ 22:47

    Well, this certainly filled in some gaps in the Enochian transcripts!

  6. lucielucie Feb 15 2018 @ 10:53

    Let's fill some more gaps! http://foldingstory.com/2dray/

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