"I said I'd 'see you real soon,' Walt, &

"I said I'd 'see you real soon,' Walt, & well, here I am," said Annette,cheerfully kicking up sand on heaven's beach. She looked around. "Where's everyone else?" Walt Disney smiled

"Frankie's doing "Beauty School Dropout" in a Grease revival starring Snooki as Sandy and that guy from Saved By the Bell as Danny." Walt Disney's nose wrinkled. "Not Screech!"

No, the guy who played the Principal on Saved By The Bell. This was going to be the greatest rendition of Grease that Lamburg had ever seen. Let's make a church newsletter

full of quotations from The Satanic Bible, the Necronomicron, and Jack London's The Star Rover. We'll have A.C Slater deliver it congealed in whale vomit with a sole cherry on top.

"I...don't...know." slowly said the CEO of KFC."That seems a bit edgy for an ad for chicken, even for us. I like your spirit though, come back next week with something...tamer."

From his lofty tower the CEO of KFC looked down upon Kentucky. "What we need are restaurants where you can mix & match a variety of states, methods of cooking & dead animal flesh."

"The bottom line is the same that it always was: I truly don't care what you add to our menu--it could be a large pile of dog poo, as far as I am concerned--as long as it makes

the KING OF FOOD happy." Everyone glanced nervously at the KING OF FOOD, who towered over the tabled, gurgling contentedly for now. "I'm sure we all recall what happened last time

The Burger King and Pizza Queen teamed up with Pizza King to set up the world's largest Iron Chef Expo in 2013. The Food King booted all them and created his own cable network. End