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Tomorrow Bob Nutterbuddy undergoes emergency

  • Tomorrow Bob Nutterbuddy undergoes emergency surgery. How will this effect his half-crazed wife & children still reeling from his bankruptcy, the fire that destroyed their home &

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  • the loss of his sister marla. only time could tell when he would lose his control and his wife was worried that he was going to do something horrible to himself. all of his pain

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  • he funneled into his music. Day and night, neighbors could hear him singing sad, sad songs, crying over his sister, Marla. To make it worse, he was tone deaf. His wife packed up &

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  • moved in with a Latvian decorator. He usually solved his problems by letting them eat him up and this case was no exception. It was only when Marla's ghost took to visiting him tha

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  • t he began contemplating the idea of spending the rest of his life as a recluse, shielded from the scorns of his fellow man. Maria's ghost might not manifest in the flesh, but it

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  • would haunt him for the rest of his days. She would pop up in the market, booing his melon choices, nay-saying his pick of the broccoli, smacking ripe mangoes from his fingers.

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  • He even tried growing his own food, but she would appear at the fence, blowing raspberries at his raspberries and throwing tomatoes at his tomatoes. What was wrong with her?

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  • He suddenly felt a great anger he had never felt before. He screamed at her and lunged throwing punches and kicks as hard as he could. He beat her face to a bloody pulp. 'FUCK YOU'

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  • But it turned out the face he beat up was only a very realistic mask she wore, which even contained fake blood. She removed the mask, to reveal that she was actually

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  • Gene Simmons in drag. They rocked and rolled all night. But they muted the volume so nobpdy knew until she died in 2145. The funeral is a whole other story.

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