The robots gloated electronically for years

The robots gloated electronically for years after they wiped out humanity, but one day Robo Commander X13 detected an asteroid larger than the moon hurtling toward Earth. Instant

internet access enabled the robots to communicate the need and location for a transformation. The robot population gathered to connect and transform into a space rocket. Blasting

He thought that that was a great line for a chorus to a rock song, so settled his duffel bag back down and began murmering the rest of the lyrics. "Guns, knives, grenades, they all

they all kill real nice." His girlfriend looked over at him as if he'd lost his mind. "Do you always go around, muttering such morbid nonsense." He

nodded. "I am a morbid man" he said, "Morbid Mike, they call me. If you like, i'll accurately predict the date of your death. Fetch me an axe and place your head here. I predict yo

ur death to be 23:00 sharp. Knock knock. Come in. Ah let me introduce Priapism Pete & these gent's are Rigor & Livor Mortis. And these'll be your long lost relatives & their lawyer

Will make the manfrom Helco seem like a saint by comparison. You should have signed the contract with Helco and avoided this inquisition. Now, kneel before the all seeing eye!

"Never", he shouted defiantly. "You fool, you are already kneelilng." When he looked he was altough he couldn't remember doing so. He noticed a pistol in his hand as well. His hand

raised to his final enemy, and before he could take it all back, he pulled the trigger, ending what was left of his world, his life.