The 14 year old teenage girl just found out

The 14 year old teenage girl just found out that her best friend (crush) is now dating another girl. She was very sad but felt happy for him. She knew that is was probably because

she was trying to be mature about it, when in truth she was pissed off beyond reason. So even though she kept a smile pasted on her 14-year-old face, she wanted her EX best friend

y, a cold distance remained between them. They still called each other friends, they were in cheer together, the girls even dated the same guy, but the rumor about the gerbil would

n't die. You couldn't kill it with a stick. Unfortunately that was how the poor benighted gerbil met its untimely demise. Their co-boyfriend bought them both matching rats. But one

Varmint was clever enough to write a letter, which read as follows: Dear Varmints,

Varmints do as varmints do. It was signed by A Varmint. The other varmints stopped their mayhem to read it off the kitchen door where A Varmint had posted it. Some were confused by

the signature, having assumed that they were the only varmints left on Earth after the Great Varmint Apocalypse. Others defaced the notice with smears of animal disapproval. It was

quite a smelly undertaking, too, this show of animal disapproval. Why, some animals took all night to get up the courage to crap in public. The monkey had no problem expressing his

disapproval at the animals’ bowel habits, especially their rejection of toilet paper. The monkey carried a roll with him, offering it to every squatting animal. They all refused.