Ninja Pope said "gloria ad populum!" and

Ninja Pope said "gloria ad populum!" and scaled the wall of the Sistine chapel with his rosary climbing hooks. His intention to replace the rising black smoke signal with

gasps of inhumanely excitable living laughing particles to render the city useless and naked to his evil intentions. Who could stop the wicked ninja pope?

It wasn't a matter of "who" but of "what". That "what", of course, is an attractive severance package. Ninja Pope left for the Bahamas to practice his shuriken technique in peace

and chaos, the theme of the upcoming party for Hedonism II. Sure he was a pope, but he was also a ninja. He needed to really unwind, he could always hit the confession afterwards

And sip some claret to relax. Pope Julius XV was recently installed and getting used to his new surroundings. The furnishings were beautiful. He sipped tea and crumpets. Life was

a wonder to see from his papal throne on the New Vatican City Arkship. The first Bull of the new Pope Julius XV was to make Space Migration Church Policy. The Faith had stretch to

far Arcturus, but this was no surprise to the spider crystals there. The Arcturians looked aside politely in the overworld as only they could do, and welcomed the people of Earth

as best they could: by mooning them. The Earthlings were simultaneously delighted & flabbergasted. "Should we moon the Arcturians back?" they wondered. The spider crystals gleamed

The Arcturians moaned and rubbed their sore bottoms pathetically. "Those damn Earthlings," they all agreed. The humans then celebrated their victory by spanking each other, gently.