Recent DNA evidence shows that the extinct

Recent DNA evidence shows that the extinct Neanderthal race of hominids were not brutish cave men—but were attractive redheads and blonds with blue or green eyes.

Bone fragments also show that they often danced, tap probably. It was their inability to do "jazz hands" that provided the evolutionary edge for homo-sapiens, who

" and then Joel Olsteen smiled his practiced smug grimace. "You expect me to believe in evolution?" His daughter looked up at him and said, "Jazz hands daddy." "Silence!" he

he picked her up and flipped her upside down and told her to get him a box filled with small bananas, that he can add to his grape colection

and ship her off to africa, so that he wouldn't have to see her anymore. But just as he was about to send the package

a giant gorilla ripped his head off and then proceeded to gouge the eyes out from the corpse. Then a giant squid emerged from the sea and had a giant battle in which the winner was

Godzilla, who proceeded to burn all of his foes into piles of smoldering ashes. He then consumed these ashes where he proceeded to return to his home in the

loser land with the rest of his nerd friends around a fire where they each take turns sticking fingers and other body parts in the fire cause they are mad retarted with

because they were crazy