Finished Folds (1—20)
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4becoming a wolverine, one of the most ferocious animals of the world. I am not a character in a movie or a comic, I am the real deal. I then decided to set out on a quest to
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3my human form was not as amazing as my dog form, so I transformed again into a majestic dog with a jetpack and lazer guns equipped to my ears being awesome all the time, when I
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5because I am a cockroach, and I can live through an atomic blast because I am the superior species. It was my time to shine! I began to truck off to show my greatness when I
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2then I transformed into a dog, I equipped my jetpack and started flying across the world, while on my 3rd trip around the world I found a
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5and then I realized that I am a beaver, and I cannot look at websites for I am too busy chewing on trees so I can create a dam to block a pesky river that
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1"why are you lips so freaking black like gucci?", and he was disturbed by this question so he responded to her by saying
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1Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball
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1gifts, including money and candy. However, I was not okay with this punishment because I did not see it as a very fitting form of punishment so I
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2placed it on his head, however it was not enough to purchase merely one hat. So he purchased many other hats including a purple one, a black one, and a
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3drank too much coffee. I drank over twenty seven cups of coffee today, and now I have to relieve myself, btu before I do that I must go and
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1transformed into a massive dark figure, producing a great scythe from beneath her robe. She proceeded to charge forward at me when she
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2because I am not a human. I am a dog. I like to be petted and eat dog food. I also enjoy running around outside and being free, but my human overlods will not allow that. So I must
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3hurled a great whirlpool at him while yelling "Release the Kraken!", and Scout was temporarily immobilized when he noticed a Silhouette in the distance.
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1I received a phone call. The phone call notified me that rehab had burned down the previous day. They told me that I was now completely free to do whatever I wanted.
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4so I put on a shirt because my hairy yeti chest was quite a disgusting view for all those unfortunate enough to see me. I put on my favorite shirt, which was
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1left him all alone, with no note behind to inform him of her leaving. He couldn't believe he had fallen for such a trick; he decided he must now take a trip to the bank so he could
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2Godzilla, who proceeded to burn all of his foes into piles of smoldering ashes. He then consumed these ashes where he proceeded to return to his home in the
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3from my favorite Pizza place of all time, Big Papa's, it had everything on it, mushrooms, chocolate, tuna, and dog meat, it also came with my favorite drink being
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2I threw Prince, a small Beagle dog, out the window. He scrambled on the ground and ran off into the distance. He ran onto the road and a car came straight for him when he
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5Four years ago on this day I was standing in the same spot, thinking the exact same thing as I am now.