M. Night Shyamalan sat in his office, writing

M. Night Shyamalan sat in his office, writing ideas for new script "..but the monster is, in fact, his brother-in-law. And there's another twist(!): He can be defeated if he drinks

the juice from a 14 oz. can of black olives, a 16 oz. bottle of cherry coke, 8 oz. of probiotic yogurt and 7 shots of lemon vodka. Once completed, he will shrivel up and begin to

pupate into Cro Magnon man complete with off the shoulder deer skin onesie, wombat sneakers and auroch cap. He looked STUNNING

Neanderthaless smeared some ash across her brow to reduce its prominence, thrust out her chin & approached Cro Magnon man who liked blondes. "Nice day for mammoth hunting

said Neaderthalass."Woman no hunt" said Cro Magnon,"woman have baby, keep cave clean." "Woman no hunt" said Neaderthalass,"man be alone every night under sabretooth tiger blanket."

Cro Magnon looked angrily at his partner, and gave a guttural grunt. Neanderthalass gave a sly grin, and headed back into the cave. Meanwhile, the time traveller Bob hid behind a

bush ambushing them recording their one and every move they take. His eyes was like an sharp eagle pointing at them. Cro Magnon looked around and spotted bob ambush his group while

Foraging for blueberries. Cro Magnon went to Whole Foods, buying four pounds of kale and chard. The cashier asked what he was making with it. He said, smoothies. His VitaMix was a

proto-sentient model which was said to out of beta on the Core planets but was still figuring out which were the right officials to bribe here & didn't like mixing kale and chard.

It was later discovered that kale and chard make a fine mixer if you add enough alcohol, sugar and lime juice. We call it the leafy greens cocktail. Don't forget your leafy greens.