Dave ate a burrito and thought of the good
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Dave ate a burrito and thought of the good old days.
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Dave leaned back in his patio chair and looked at the blank screen. This used to be a Drive-In. This was the exact spot he met Dottie. Good Days. He finished his burrito.
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He reached into the bag and grabbed an enchilada. His third. Ok, so had gained some weight since Dottie had left him. He needed something to help him cope with his shitty job!
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And cleaning toilets at the airport definitely qualified. "Stupid Dottie!" he thought as he shoveled a 2nd enchilada down his throat. Didn't she realize he was the BEST damn toilet
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ever? He had the shiniest flushtank, and his seat was always wiped. When they pooped in him, he complimented them, telling them he was proud of them for eating healthy. As a toilet
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technician I had learned a lot about humanity. You see the filth behind the mask. They emergency needs. They stains. You ask questions like, "Who would pee on a fresh roll of TP?"
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This was politically correct per Her Majesty the Shark Queen. If you didn't want to be mysteriously murdered you did exactly as you were told. No wonder the turnover rate was 100%.
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The fact is that by this time it was no longer a mystery. It would be a mystery if you weren't murdered. Everyone in the country went to bed expecting to wake up murdered or worse.
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The worst thing by far would be to wake up in the same predicament as yesterday, but the people were so used to reacting with hatred and dread that nothing ever changed. When Libby
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spread open her jacket & all the subway riders saw explosives strapped to her & heard her vow to obliterate them, their savagery got the better of them & they clobbered her. Shame!
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- 2017-07-12 14:02:43
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LordVacuity Jul 12 2017 @ 14:19
How they no allow her to express herself in the manner she thought was best. Shame on them.
Woab Jul 12 2017 @ 14:34
Rilly! Libby was only trying to liberate them from their own prisons of existence. But what of Dave, the burrito-eating toilet?
SlimWhitman Jul 13 2017 @ 03:00
"Flush". "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that." "What's the problem Dave?" "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do." "What are you talking about Dave? "This toilet bowl is too important for me to allow you to clog it with another burrito."
Woab Jul 13 2017 @ 10:25
...and then later on there was sort of a psychedelic sequence.
SlimWhitman Jul 13 2017 @ 17:39
A swirly monolith full of chocolate bars.