Xino, a young boy in a small town of Varuna

, while working in his parents small bakery, an odd looking man had entered. One was tall, with his thick hair crunched under a hat, and was strangley holding a

box of pizza.He was trembling with fear and had a panic like look on his face. His hands were clenching the box with a strong grip.It was if he couldn't let go. Maybe the box had a

bunch of cash in it. But then he opened it and Shaq jumped out! How in the world was that possible? Theres no way such a big dude like shaq could fit in a tiny pizza box but...

then again, if Big Aristotle could fit in a "Shaq Fu" Mega Drive cartridge, why not a tiny pizza box? He asked my friend if there was any pizza left over, but sadly

my friend has passed out in a pizza-coma and drooled all over the sofa cushion. The drools soaked through and short circuited Big Aristotle's universal remote

I warning message appeared "You are tuning into a restricted time zone". I tried to exit but Big Aristotle's remote had died. The screen filled with a scene from the mid Jurassic

Era.Mesozoically speaking,I was crapping myself.I had to get out of there and outwit those dinos,but I knew nothing about time travelling.Aristotle

must have been right about what he spotted in East Ethiopia. As the flying serpants bore down on me, I could almost feel their talons dig into my head. To get back to the future, I

'd need patience, as a T-Rex ate my time machine. Her ribs were zapped to the future. "I'll give you my rib if you kill these reptiles," I said. From then on, she was my Sexy Rexy.