The pirate robot factory blossomed into flames,

The pirate robot factory blossomed into flames, and four shadowy figures lept from the inferno into the nearby grass. The squad of zombie ninjas consulted their trochee manual, and

realize that sooner or later darknes will come to town and devil forces will take control of every government agency across the nation. No mercy. No hope to across the nation to

find salvation. They will ooze out the cracks in the Earth OH YES! They will rain down from the sky like fire! only one can can stop them, the ONE, the HOLY and you know his name

the "GREAT ANDRE THE GIANT!" Thunderous claps came from the legions of heaven and hell. He lumbered in with his posse. "And in the other corner the Ghostest with the Mostest..."

Ghostface Killa hopped over the ropes and sat in the stool in his corner. Katt Williams handed him his water and gave him a little pep talk. "'Obey' my ass, go show Andre who's Ob

eying whom!" Kat Williams' grammar, as always, was flawless. "There's nothing of which to be scared." The hero, spitting water on the floor, cried at the top of his lungs

"Super Duper!", swung his fist across his body in an encouraging gesture and gave the camera a teeth-together smile. He then plunged headfirst into the

to have my his with Blanch from Golden Girls. She was the slutty hot old lady from Golden Girls. Because he was a skilled heart doctor he'd resuscitated her several times after

her lusty affairs with the numerous sailors downtown. She was an old one, but as long as her ticker was still working he figured he'd get a litle piece of the pie for himself.