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It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font

  • It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font of Knowledge. He was just really quick with The Google. He was only a vessel. But he was on "The Map". Famous for his knowledge of

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  • images, videos, maps, news, shopping, mail, and more. He killed at game shows, Trivial Pursuit, and idle chatter so long as he had his iPhone. He grew a long beard and usually wore

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  • no clothes at all. He had spent all of his money on that iPhone. Now he couldn't afford such necessities as razors, clothing, and

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  • his annual subscription to the fruit of the month club. But who needs delicious Minnesota Starfruit when you can wear a beret and be snooty in a starbucks? Those places are great.

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  • They serve coffee and charge money for it. It's such a simple idea, he couldn't work out why nobody had thought of it before. But, he pondered, can you get Minnesota Starfruit in

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  • cans these days? must be a market for it. He wrote on long rolls of newsprint in purple crayon. When the landlord opened his apartment, the walls were covered with his ideas.

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  • Which only confirmed that he was totally Schizo. I backed out of the room slowly, never taking my eyes off his crazy drawings on the walls and said, "Yeah, I see

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  • they are pretty." I couldn't help but notice the bones in the corner of his room. He saw i was staring there and said. "Oh don't worry those are just my

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  • parents". They were on Crack-Cocaine and they just snorted and snorted, they then fell asleep and they wouldn't wake up. They started to smell bad and turn all blue so I

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  • Called the casting agent of a new movie that was being filmed by james cameron. called Avatar and now we became billianaires .. Crack is one hell of a drug. =) The end.

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