Dr. Larchmont ran a 1960s Spirogram through
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Dr. Larchmont ran a 1960s Spirogram through the app. Sounded like a Scottish guy. "Mind the vowel sounds," it said. No! I thought. This can't be! Stevenson's advice had been hidden
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under the cheese, which was in turn hidden behind a heap of old condiments on the bottom shelf of Dr Larchmont's rusty old stainless steel fridge. Stevenson knew the Scots couldn't
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use condiments on account of their religion, and would never think to look there. But Stevenson hadn't foreseen Angus MacEwer, who had denounced religion so he could marry his
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reflection. Like some postmodern Narcissus he exemplified the attainment of all who live under the modern yoke. Smashing social mores & building an altar to the self
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Feigning mortification to find out that they're just a bag of walking and talking meat. The cats know it. We know it and, sadly, they know it. Which wine would they pair best with?
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I thought maybe a nice white wine would be good for this occasion, but I know nothing about wine and which would be best.
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I haven't known anyone who turned down cheap wine though, grabbing the five dollar bottle up and bringing it to the cash register.
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This night was not going to be any ordinary night. I finally had my wine, and downed the whole bottle in the parking lot.
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Then I made my way into my apartments and turned on some relaxing jazz music. As I stumbled around my apartment I could feel myself fading in and out of consciousness.
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I must have taken too many shots at the party, or maybe it was the fact that I hadn't slept in days, either way I made my way to my own bed, this doesn't happen often, sleepy time!
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- 2019-02-08 22:33:24
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- 2020-01-20 21:32:31
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BlastedHeath Jan 20 2020 @ 21:44
It seems the cats do know, so don't worry too much about croaking with kitty locked inside, because eventually it will feed itself.
Woab Jan 21 2020 @ 16:57
This one cracked me up several times.