The phone idled quietly against the monitor.

The phone idled quietly against the monitor. Most of the time it waited for calls, but the CIA back door had accessed the camera and was streaming audio and video, monitoring his

rainbow. But it turned out to be a double rainbow! The ecstasy of natural beauty overran his common sense. The people had to know, he cried and released the covert footage

of a video camera covertly filming a video camera covertly filming a video camera. NO ONE in Film 103: 'Picture This' would top Clint's masterpiece.

Luckily, simultaneously, as he was telling a story, he had reached the punchline - one that he thought was funny - and so assumed our maniacal laughing was due to his wit and

timing. But it was really the steadily incresing mountain of bird poop that his shoulder parrot was depositing on his shoulder. The bird was like an assembly line, and humor led to

his demise since not everybody likes poopoo and peepee jokes. the fingers of his left hand slowly grasp the neck of the bird tighter and tighter until the bird pooped for the last

could be heard faintly from the local easy music diner. As I flicked the ignition on my Norton, I was dazzled by a

Bright light in the sky. Finally our alien overlords were descending. I couldn't wait to get my hands

on the artifact and put an end to the horrors. Upon touching it, a light as bright as the sun erupted from my hands. Darkness followed. I had ended the world.