Many years later, as he faced the firing
- Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Vanilla Ice.
- This was Aureliano's first real test of manhood: watching the rapper perform made him suicidal. Through struggle, he regained will, and became colonel. Now, facing a firing squad,
- He practised wordy rappinghood and entertained the firing squad so much they postponed the shooting scheduled for 7:01pm July 18, 2016. King Zliludwig was furious! Revenge, he said
- was best served hot, with a generous dollop of sour cream and maybe some chopped chives for color. So the king ordered the firing squad to go before the firing squad, which
- confused people on both sides of the fence. While they worked it out amongst themselves, the king excused himself for a few minutes in order to take a royal flush.
- Unfortunately, the flush was so royal that it caused flooding throughout the entire kingdom. The conflict amongst the nobility continued to cause problems to backup.
- It was worse than the black death combined with a queens full of aces! The poker table gasped in shock as he used nothing but his cards to decimate life in this little kingdom.
- When the queen came upon news of her husband's outing again with the discreet murderers within her their neighborhood, she heaved a great sigh. "And just when I was about to
- sit down to a nice bowl of pistachio ice cream." The Queen got up from her soft, tufted cushions and peaked out the window. She saw her husband kibitzing with the murderers and got
- aroused. Bad boys kibitzing turned her on. She had to rub the ice cream all over her body to cool off. She heard a soft knock. It was her husband, now kibitzed. "Come here, you!"
- Started
- 2014-08-06 15:30:52
- Finished
- 2016-11-10 23:04:11
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PurpleProf Nov 10 2016 @ 23:09
All's well that ends well...
sundancer Nov 11 2016 @ 14:30
Bahahaha that was a funny ending PurpleProf. NICE!