The tea had long since gone cold, but I didn't

The tea had long since gone cold, but I didn't want to get up and reheat it.

I sat there, gripping the mug and staring absentmindedly at the glassy surface of its contents. I wasn't ready

for what was coming later today. I wasn't ready to be torn apart from my family, from all I ever knew, just so they had the satisfaction of putting me in a place where I "fit."

Unfortunately, there was no escaping that unless I could do something like change the time... Wait a second... As I saw the clocks all around town, I had an idea.

Much like Mary Poppins, I attempted to change all of the clocks backwards so that the entire town would essentially go back in time. But I ended up needing to sneak into everyone's

but he seemed to be taking his time returning from The Land That Time Forgot. So one windy day I opened my magic bumberchute and escaped the prison walls. "Goodbye, Scary Bobbins!"

The wind and my bumbershute deposited me in Washington, District of Columbia. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The White House. Word spread quickly that Scary Bobbins had arrived and how.

I was led into the Oval Office, where the president was napping. He awoke with a start. “Scary Bobbins, is that YOU?” “Yes, Mr. President, it is I! How about a spoonful of BOOGER?"

"No thank you!" said President President, who dashed out the Oval Office's secret exit to the Rectangular Rectory. He was last seen baskin' at Baskin Robbins; they always find out.