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My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going

  • My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going Places, but then I was born and she realized her true passion lay in making tiny origami statues.

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  • Dancing origami ballerinas went viral within hours. Her YouTube inbox started filling up with people asking for dancing origami ballerinas, they didn't care how much they cost, ple

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  • ase!" They cried-I MUST have your dancing origami ballerinas for my daughters 12th birthday!" Nine times out of ten it was a pack of Bronies ordering them, but c'est la vie.

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  • I made them anyway. The dancing origami ballerinas were the most popular folds I made, but some people liked my attacking dragons. I didn't ship them in large amounts like the

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  • Japanese crane folders.I folded one off origami's by commission.I folded silver unicorns to be trod on by escaping electric sheep.I folded weaponized accordion players in envelopes

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  • in titanium re-enforced envelopes, ready to send to unsuspecting victims. The final fold of the starfish to do, I was startled by a strange noise. It was coming from

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  • the draw from the table across from me, i bent down and pulled open the draw and saw a small white tiger sitting in there. I didnt know what to do. do i leave it or take it with me

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  • I decided to take it with me, a small white tiger, my newest item, its going to bring me good luck I know it!

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  • But it didn't, that night the love of my life broke up with me

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  • leaving me broken and crying

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