My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going

My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going Places, but then I was born and she realized her true passion lay in making tiny origami statues.

Dancing origami ballerinas went viral within hours. Her YouTube inbox started filling up with people asking for dancing origami ballerinas, they didn't care how much they cost, ple

ase!" They cried-I MUST have your dancing origami ballerinas for my daughters 12th birthday!" Nine times out of ten it was a pack of Bronies ordering them, but c'est la vie.

I made them anyway. The dancing origami ballerinas were the most popular folds I made, but some people liked my attacking dragons. I didn't ship them in large amounts like the

in titanium re-enforced envelopes, ready to send to unsuspecting victims. The final fold of the starfish to do, I was startled by a strange noise. It was coming from

the draw from the table across from me, i bent down and pulled open the draw and saw a small white tiger sitting in there. I didnt know what to do. do i leave it or take it with me

I decided to take it with me, a small white tiger, my newest item, its going to bring me good luck I know it!

But it didn't, that night the love of my life broke up with me

leaving me broken and crying