"Seven brides for seven dwarfs."said the

"Seven brides for seven dwarfs."said the add.Ever since Snow White moved back into the castle they felt so lonely they put on an add and waited in vain till one day their Facebook

But the dwarves had a different story. "The vector was in the other direction," Doc informed the committee. "And I should know! That 'saintly' wench infected every one of us, even

Dopey!" Dopey nodded & scratched at his oozing scabs. Doc continued, "We want justice! We want compensation!" The attorney on the committee looked thoughtful."Sign here. I think we

have heard your case, and with each demand supplied, you have grown distance between

yourself & reality. Such is the work of lawyers. A lawyer's job is never done! I snapped my briefcase shut & said, "I'll bill you" then whistling jauntily, I headed back to my

Office on 25th Street on the 5th floor. My orange folder was still there on my desk, with a message attached. Det. Manatee and the sea monkeys were investigating my client's links

and they had turned up huge leads. "This is it boys!" Det. Manatee exclaimed. "We've got that briney boy now!" Tires squealing, the squad car tore away from the station

And immediately rammed straight into the side of the nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately, no one had checked who was driving the police car. Instead, a cat had taken the wheel.

As the police car's lights strobed through the smoke and flames inside the demolished coffee shop, a cat across the street nonchalantly licked its paw. No suspects were found.