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She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh

  • She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh cigarettes. She made out with fifteen different mouths. But there was a deadline. She drew a cat, with a pink bow and no mouth and called

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  • Clive Barker to ask if they could work on a script. At first he was dismissive, but when she described the cat with pink bow and no mouth he screamed "Have you seen it too?!!!"

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  • "Oh yes, I've seen the pink-bowed cat with no mouth." she said to Clive Barker."It visits me in the canyon when the tide is high." She shoved the script in his face."Read it & weep

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  • you SOB!" She danced around the director, taunting him, pointing at his silly shoes and issuing insults. "I'm smarter than Clive Barker, who is stinky, who wouldn't know a good

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  • Director's cut if it bit him. " The film was already running 200 dollops over budget. Clive Barker had directed "Ludo saved the city by removing a nail in her wall", a short film.

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  • Clive got his big break to direct a big budget movie but his idea to make a silent film recapping the history of the world using interpretive dancing finger puppets seemed unlikely

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  • to be a blockbuster, so the budget was lowered to $2,500. Now Clive had to do "History of the World" as a "found footage" film, and use friends as the dancing finger puppeteers.

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  • While they were dancing on their toes they controlled the puppets using a proprietary bluetooth connection. They called it The Blair History of the World Project: What Was Found.

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  • No puppets were harmed in the making of this production. A few of the puppeteers later suffered from carpal tunnel syndrome, but they decided it was worth it to find out

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  • just how far they could go. Turns out, they could only go as far as their puppet's strings, which averaged about two feet in length. So they stood on their own two feet.

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