Darkness was falling quickly. As we walked

Darkness was falling quickly. As we walked along the road it became harder and harder to see. Svetlana suddenly screamed. "I felt something lick my neck, and it felt

SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!" I love Svetlana but she must learn how to be a little more discreet.She was already on my

list of people to include in the next production of our theater troupe. But this exaggerated sincerity was going to cost her the assignment if she wasn't careful. The next actress

is working at a Taco Bell. You will know here by the way that she says have a nice day. You order the Chalupa and she will say, "have a nice day," that sounds a lot like

some kind of obscure gypsy curse when spoken out loud. today was different though, for noone spoke romanian nor did they really care about festive headwear. She uttered a silent

sutra, and considered herself lucky that her grandfather had been an avid fan of anime. If he hadn't made her watch all that InuYasha, she wouldn't have known how to

speak Japanese. It was a useful skill, and she was forever grateful for it. She was also willing to do anything, so she tried out for a new Japanese game show,

entitled "Victimization". The game show host explained (in Japanese, naturally) that the rules of Victimization were simple, but tough. As a contestant, she would be required to

...I really wished I'd paid attention in Japanese class. All I knew was that I signed up for the show and now my purse had been given away, I'd been tied to a pole, beaten with a