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When God explained the snakes roll, Snake

  • When God explained the snakes roll, Snake had a hisssy fit. "Why do I get all the creepy ssshhhtuff? And why do I take the wrap for those ssstupid hairlesss sssinnerss?

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  • He nearly took pita on the snake but instead said, "At least you aren't saddled with a lobster roll." The snake hissed, "God, you usssed to be my hero, but now I'm not so sssure."

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  • "Ah, baloney!" he muttered to himself as the snake slithered away. Then along came a hungry hippo. "Grinder?" he asked, holding one out to the hippo. "No, I swallowed her whole,"

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  • . Somewhat confused, he put the sandwich away and shuffled the cards. "Poker?" he asked. "No," said the hippo, getting irritated, "I didn't even know her."

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  • Trying to change the subject, he pulled a book from the shelf. "Yo- You like Kippling?" The hippo glowered, "I don't know. I never Kippled."

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  • No, Kipling, the writer." I brought the book to the hippo and he flipped through the pages. "Well?" I asked. The hippo shrugged "I'm not really into fantasy. Talking animals are no

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  • t ever depicted realistically. They tend to become too human." The hippo was not saying anything that I too had not thought as well. But I needed him to endorse my Kipling. "How di

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  • S you feel when you read the final proof?" Mr. Hippo was flattered and read Kipling's books tochos numerous offspring. He was a good grandfather and taught them well. Of course, it

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  • 's always better to spell 'tuchas' the Yiddish way, to avoid confusion. So yeah, I'm confused, but at least I can spell 'tuchas' and that'll get me on any Borscht Belt comic's

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  • parade. There I can get the recognition I need for Feeliac's disease. Only Dr. Goodfeel Drinkenstein has been researching it. And recognition will triple funding for research.

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