Perry woke up, rolled over, and purred he

Perry woke up, rolled over, and purred he was a platypus after all.

It broke his heart that he wasn't that handsome undercover agent that he dreamed about. Then he snapped back into reality and

ate a big mac.

I shared my fries with the birds.

when spider man supped in and

equipped with the ultimate weapon. Basically it was a bad odor weapon used to humiliate and befuddle the enemies - on a train, no less. If only

I could have sat next to him. I am obsessed with stinky odors. It feeds some weird need. I steal old tube socks and put them over my snorkel. I let large people sit on my hand

so that I can feel the feeling leave in an orgasmic tingle. I loved, then, taking my benumbed hand and throwing it onto the sautee skillet, and watching the skin bubble. The smell

was like chewed, dry silly putty. Finally my screams came, screams as the irrevocable pain tormented me forever onwards, my hand a useless crisp. Beyond reality, something laughed.