A small duck waded into the pod as the sun
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A small duck waded into the pod as the sun rose and the streets started to fill up with people on their way to work.
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It started swimming along the shore, occasionally bobbing on the small ripples that came from the center of the lake. Intrigued by those ripples the small duck began swimming
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The duck swam for hours before realizing that it was in a pool full of children. The small duck, who went by Zoey, started to panic. She waddled in the water then started to drown.
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As she was drowning she felt something being pushed into her face, it was poop.
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She had a fear of poop, she screamed louder. Her oxygen was running low, being replaced by water rapidly.
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Soon her screams were reduced to a dreadful gargling sound. Luckily, these were heard by Martin Lukewarm, who dreamed of finding a girl who gargled enough to be kissed without
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the odors of garlic and stale coffee ruining the kiss. Turns out Martin Lukewarm had to dispatch a psychotic recluse to rescue that girl, which he did with clumsy aplomb. She scr
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ewes him every which way there was in the book and then some. He became a living walking & talking Kama sutra. He loved Culture Club & played it on all of his planets. The denizens
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of Dawson’s Creek. Innovative Kama sutra. Katie Holmes’ pubic flash of usefulness, pounding her femininity from side-to-side, spitting sparks of freedom on his emaciating manhood.
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Soon, reruns of Dawson’s Creek wouldn’t satisfy his Katie Holmes obsession. He watched “Miss Meadows” repeatedly, lotion bottle at hand. Hearing “Toodle-Oo!” was all he needed.
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- 2019-11-04 16:26:26
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- 2019-12-12 19:06:59
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Jimbeau Dec 12 2019 @ 19:16
TarotGuy...you are f__king funnier than hell. My side explodes with laughter when I read your skillfully written prose. I would doff my hat to you, but then I would have to reveal my knotty-pated foreskin.
Jimbeau Dec 12 2019 @ 19:24
And, Woab. Quite honestly, whenever I read something that is a little stiff and uninteresting after the first 2 or 3 Folds, you light up the page with humor and literary aplomb. After that the piece finds direction and drama. Thank you for your contributions.
TarotGuy Dec 12 2019 @ 21:39
Jimbeau…I consider your praise to be coming from a master, and I humbly thank you. I thought for weeks about a suitable ending for this story, and suddenly this evening an ending just popped into my mind out of nowhere. Although I have to say the gorgeous Ms. Holmes DID provide some inspiration! And Woab…I echo Jimbeau’s assessment. You can always be counted on for creativity, humor, and your incredible intuition for the essence of what “story” is all about. I thank you as well!
LordVacuity Dec 13 2019 @ 00:05
I like to call Katie my homegirl. Funny thing though, she is sandwiching my day today. The first thing I saw online this morning was Katie on Reddit. As I am going to bed after this, this mention of her will be the last thing I'll see online tonight. She really is The Gift. I'm just saying.
Woab Dec 13 2019 @ 16:33
Kind words coming from you talented folks make me smile! It is so cool to come here and see your avatars lurking merrily about, causing creative mischief. I always look forward to building a story with you.
SlimWhitman Dec 15 2019 @ 12:50
Lest y'all feel a bit sheepish from too much reciprocal backslapping, I'll add my voice to say it's a pleasure to write creatively with y'all, and that you provide laugh medicine in reliable doses.