My kindergartener has an upcoming science

My kindergartener has an upcoming science fair and I can't decide whether she should dissect C. elegans embryos or develop a GIS-based habitat model for Sceloporus graciosus.

But like most 5 yr olds she did what she wanted & built a miniature accelerator to make tachyons out of parts from an old TV & fridge. Where to find liquid Helium before the fair?

By thawing and modifying Otter Pops of course. The 5yr old created a tachyon which exploded and left a tear in the spacetime fabric. She watched as a gnarled finger reached

d sighed "watchin too much actual reality shows…gotta get on with my virtual life" A giant thumb tapped the giant remote & the physicist's reality faded into the spacetime TV slot.

Four years later, "The Spacetime Comedy Hour" was granted another fifty episodes on channel 512. The views of the series went into record territory. It made history, according to

my landlord, Todd. He even has a signed poster in his office. Personally, I don't see what all the fuss was about. It's really just a ripoff of Die Hard 2, only this time with more

blood. I liked Die Hard 2 and this rip off was bringing it back to forefront. I knew if people could only see the genius in Bruce Willis's, again that character actors like me

could carry a franchise just as well as Bruno. Better even, I guess. Now tell me that it includes a Roswell woman, a rumor & a scout and we got ourselves a blockbuster just waiting

for a producer with more money than sense to turn it into a movie that will be overblown on Facebook and then will disappoint at the box office, only to emerge later as a cult hit.