My kindergartener has an upcoming science

  • My kindergartener has an upcoming science fair and I can't decide whether she should dissect C. elegans embryos or develop a GIS-based habitat model for Sceloporus graciosus.

  • But like most 5 yr olds she did what she wanted & built a miniature accelerator to make tachyons out of parts from an old TV & fridge. Where to find liquid Helium before the fair?

  • By thawing and modifying Otter Pops of course. The 5yr old created a tachyon which exploded and left a tear in the spacetime fabric. She watched as a gnarled finger reached

  • thru the tear in spacetime &grabbed the TV remote. "I was watching that!" screeched the 5yo physicist as the gnarled finger changed the channel. An equally gnarly head appeared an

  • d sighed "watchin too much actual reality shows…gotta get on with my virtual life" A giant thumb tapped the giant remote & the physicist's reality faded into the spacetime TV slot.

  • Four years later, "The Spacetime Comedy Hour" was granted another fifty episodes on channel 512. The views of the series went into record territory. It made history, according to

  • my landlord, Todd. He even has a signed poster in his office. Personally, I don't see what all the fuss was about. It's really just a ripoff of Die Hard 2, only this time with more

  • blood. I liked Die Hard 2 and this rip off was bringing it back to forefront. I knew if people could only see the genius in Bruce Willis's, again that character actors like me

  • could carry a franchise just as well as Bruno. Better even, I guess. Now tell me that it includes a Roswell woman, a rumor & a scout and we got ourselves a blockbuster just waiting

  • for a producer with more money than sense to turn it into a movie that will be overblown on Facebook and then will disappoint at the box office, only to emerge later as a cult hit.



  1. LordVacuity Feb 10 2017 @ 14:47

    The Roswell Woman is Demeter Moore.

  2. Woab Feb 10 2017 @ 14:56

    Or Less. Les Tremayne.

  3. LordVacuity Feb 10 2017 @ 15:01

    I fumble.

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