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ootttt hhhhooot hhhooot!!!! Ow ooow oooww!!!! Are you crazy? What's the idea putting a hot potato in my

hands? The music stopped and I threw the hot potato at a picture of a donkey. Someone yelled "Grey Duck!" and grabbed the last chair. The rest hid in a closet. This party game was

unsuccessful. I stared forlornly at my now cold hot potato lying on the floor. Some party this was turning out to be! I hoped Chuckles the Clown would show up soon.

carved its innards out, stuck a cardboard tube from paper towels roll into the resulting hollow, jammed a plastic funnel into its side; voila- perfect bong! Now, where's ol' Roofy?

Roofy was outside jamming to the Greatest Hits of the Doobie Brothers, when he suddenly turned and his headphones

, which unbeknownst to him had previously been owned by a righteous man of the cloth, promptly made his head burst into flames. Roofy the flame-headed vampire kept jammin', till

The noise police were called by the neighbours at midnight. Officer Dee knocked on the wrong door. Mr. Smith asked, "Who are you looking for? Our noisy neighbour in number 25.

" Officer Dee checked his pad. "Your apartment is suspiciously silent. You are, and this is?" Mr. Smith invited him in. "Let me show you the real entrance, 23 prime -- or is it?"