One day a creative writing student called

One day a creative writing student called Clare had to give a presentation on useful websites for writers. She hoped the clever folks at folding story would be

kind enough to provide a transcendent amalgamation of web-based tips and insider tricks for Clare's instructional writing presentation. Instead, a horde of unshaven, malnourished

bears from the abandoned zoo nearby broke in and started causing a ruckus and the valuable information I'd paid 400 dollars to hear was going to be lost forever cause I wasn't

at a power lunch, it was just a liquid lunch. I needed to turn this abandoned zoo into a cash cow and like now.

I put my arm around Ronnie, my business partner's, shoulder. "I love you, mate," I slurred. "Let's go ride a giraffe." Animals wandered around the bankrupt zoo eating sandwiches

left by the film crew after another day shooting the new Miley Cyrus video, Uncage My Heart. "The last thing I need is another giraffe ride!" Ronnie screamed at me. "You always

Want me to twerk this b**ch!" Miley Cyrus, three-and-a-half years later realised she and Halsey were soulmates. This was to prove problematic, as Halsey was "tri-bi", whatever that

tritch was trying to pull, Miley wasn't buying. Miley told Halsey he was just going to have to launch the 3rd fleet & Shepard's Space Flotilla if he wanted to see her sweet Ithaca.

"So that's what the kids are calling it these days," thought Halsey as he lustily launched the space fleet and dove into bed eagerly awaiting Miley's Ithaca. He was surprised when