The flying admiral was awesome. After a joint

The flying admiral was awesome. After a joint chiefs of staff meeting that devolved into cranks, curses and titty-twisters, the admiral flew out the window and over the

hill to grandmas house. It was no secret among the ranks that the admiral was his grandmas boy, and would run to her whenever a war was brewing. And this time was no different he

ran with tears in his eyes as he knew this might be his last visit.

He gave the Drolosing Hound a last pat and walked away. As he stepped into his individual pod he heard: gruunfoong, gruunfoong, gruunfoong! How could his heart ache more?

Why couldn't he take the alien dog with him? He grieved long after his pod left the atmosphere. Parting with his Drolosing Hound banished him to the wrenching jaws of isolation.

Dogs didn't travel beyond planet ztfhfgyh

Dogs have a powerful mind, indeed. They time-travel with those mind powers, dind't you know it? after a hole life surrounded by them? You should visit planet Earth and tell them

Sit! Play Dead! Get off the couch! Bloody Knuckles! Go to bed! Good boy!

to wake him and chase him from the sofa. When that didn't work, Rufus #1'd all over the sofa, and padded away. The guest woke to: "WHAT HAV U DUN?!" & wasn't seen in the area again