All I want for Christmas is his two front

All I want for Christmas is his two front teeth cause the bastard stole my girl again. She said she really loved so I took her back again. Now he's gone and stole her again

from me. Of course, she did NOT say she really loved ME - just "she really loved". Which she really does - love all the Toms, Dicks and Harrys she can find, that is. Why I shoul

der the cargo in this relationship is beyond me. My camel licked me with such lust that I dropped the suitcases into the sand. "At least her ladyhumps are well rested," I said as

the sun god Ra put up his oars between the Cheops & Chephren pyramids.The heat of day gave way to a cold starry night &I was thankful for her warmth,long lashes & dromedary doting

Aunt. Her Aunt loved camels and I loved her Aunt. But her Aunt hated me, well she didn't hate me, but I was married to her niece, but I only did it to get closer to this Egyptian g

After trading the 'camel steak' for a 'gold mine pass', I ventured back out into the overworld to do a little level grinding before attempting my next task. A random encounter had

set me back six years and two lives, but my determination to jump was no less. I sighted the tower in the distance and began to jog; hearing the drumbeats I held the gold pass

between my teeth because I had lost my teeth along the way. Closer, closer...almost there. I heaved my 398 pound mound of flesh over the precipice, the drumbeats now behind me as

I peer at the finish line, I can hear the roar of the crowd. I did it! All 398 pounds! Huh?! a roadrunner flies by.Meepmeep zip bang! He sneered. So much 4 slow n steady, huh?