I'd never heard anything like it. Like an

I'd never heard anything like it. Like an animal making animal noises. What language could it have been? She looked eastern european, smelled mexican but tasted

like Filipino pork. It was the best kind of pork in the world according to Bourdain. She must have baked herself in the soil with delicious vegetables and pig fat. When I licked

Bourdain's boots he seemed so pleased. He had stuffed his checkered chef pants into Gastapo boots, he even had a diving knife strapped to it. He said, "You want to be on TV slave?

now, in a cage, possibly "encouraged" to mate in front of the Apes. They appeared to even have some form of TV. The time machine had obviously malfunctioned and sent him

to "Planet of the Couch Potatoes". The studio audience were all reclining on individual sofas. The Showmaster prodded him again. He mounted her from behind. The crowd booed.

They knew swayback bucking horses should be mounted from the left side. The Bucking horse was named U Tube, making fun of her deep swayback. No one was eve thrown from U Tube.

Though they were swiveled underneath. Yes, she knew how to mount the horse alright, in just the way she wanted. Still, U Tube was a bucking bronco if anything, but the trick was

getting the right armatures. U Tube, the bucking bronco, was stuffed and mounted above the fire place in a life-like pose. She stepped back and admired her handiwork.

It complemented the stuffed puppies and dragons already adorning her wall. But her fluffy fantasy was missing a plush prince... She noticed her napping husband, and smiled evilly.