As Irma was walking down the streets after

As Irma was walking down the streets after eating kebab with her friends, she accidently swallowed a tiny spider while talking about superheroes. Little did she know that

the tiny spider she ate would soon give her powers similar to those of the superhero she always wanted to be ever since she was a kid: Spiderman.

She grew up to be Spiderwoman. She used her superpower to irritate motorists by dragging their cars off the roads with her webs. This caused quite a bit of

commotion. You see because Spiderwoman decided to play this prank on a regular basis, she was viewed as more villain than hero. This did not fly well with

the Human Fly, who intensely disliked Spiderwoman from the get-go, for obvious reasons. Okay, basically, he was a misogynist anyway, but the fact that she wanted to trap and devour

Him added to the hatred. There was also a hint of masochistic curiosity lurking inside, which confused and angered the Human Fly more. He sought advice with Dr Satan,

who said psychological problems often have roots in the gut microbiome. Dr. Satan advised the Human Fly to try mixing apple cider vinegar with the honey. This multifaceted approach

multiplied the forces arrayed against the issue. The Arachnids argued that we were being speciesist at the least and more probably Solists. Dr. Satan demurred to their stance. Guts

were arrayed before them and read by the soothsayers the spiders had brought. Who's guts are those? That was a common question. Were they species specific? Dr. Satan cooed at Saint