the barn has the silver glisten sheen of

the barn has the silver glisten sheen of age yet the sounds within are of youth - vibrant youth - youth rambunctious - youth hormonal - youth of fueled testosterone -

in a word, Sonic Youth, so I got my flannel

pajamas on. Picked out my favorite fuzzy slippers, and I began my journey. Into the kitchen. I grabbed ice cream, baked potatoes, and some celery. To fry or bake?

toppings. Once, at an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet I ate nothing but toppings and

beans. It was a night long remembered, especially the part when we got out the matches and started talking about lighting some of my "exhaust". By the time the police had

requested back-up three loud back-fires had blown the windows out of the University's Science Lab. Wow that was my best one yet! My Parasitologist will be so proud of the

importance of my scientific achievements that I became the world's first posthumous diploma recipient, AND I was the first person to receive a diploma from a posthumous university!

Zombie U as members of the first graduating class affectionately called the decrepit compound was the Ivy League school attended by all the upper eschelon zombie intelligencia

like White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Tor Johnson, and Ed (Shaun's friend). No zombie could go far in undeath without a degree in biology, the study of life.