Russel Bertrand was completely focussed on

Russel Bertrand was completely focussed on solar power. His house and car was solar and he supported Solar Impulse. He stopped eating after he had algae implanted under his skin.

And that's when Det. Manatee started munching on his neck. The man was mostly sea plant now, and well the Detective needed a pick me up because he was on a very intense assig

nment. The radioactive tuna from the Fukoshima plant was turning the dolphins into zombies. When Det Manatee translated their chatter on a special device, they said "Fin's, FINS!

Manatee, PI put down his auqa-phones and muttered to himself, "Why did it have to be the day I would retire, Zombie-Dolphins! Get me the Thunderbirds on the horn."

"Hola! This is Thunderbirds." "Get ahold of Pope-Man! We need to make the entire ocean holy water to combat the Dolphin Zed! Quick, the the Manatee-Mobile!" He dropped the phon

and was swallowed by the waves. Thankfully, he'd gotten his message through; a man dressed like the Pope could be seen for miles around, blessing the ocean because

Moses had parted it, but it never came back together. The pigeons were flying around with the message in their little backpacks, looking for the lucky receiver. Finally they flew o

-ver my grandmother's house and dropped their payloads (so to speak) down her chimney. She was mightily confused. "Now what's all this about some Moses sea party?" she asked.

Yeah, grandma was old, and she had the fireplace going so she cooked and ate the "payloads". Seriously, old people. What the hell? "I knew Moses once," Grandma said. "Told him

to stop all that leading his people nonsense and find a real job, but the ecconomy sucked then too.There weren't a lot of prophet jobs, ya know?" I gave Grandma some more morphine.