Sally Temple was always so self-conscious

Sally Temple was always so self-conscious about her sixth finger-- or rather, the sixth finger on her left hand; she had eleven total. She even considered cutting it off one day.

She'd cut off the one on her right when she was 13...some kind of coming of age madness. She still felt wrong, a freak and so was trying to pluck up her fragile courage, but

the real problem was that she didn't have the money for an Frontal lobe transplant. All the other girls by now where sporting three and she only had one. Fortunately Franky took an

online "How To" course on frontal lobe implants from the University of Phoenix Online. He attended the minimum chat rooms so he passed. Unfortunately he hated her personality

and decided to make the necessary changes himself. Grey matter splattered his lab coat, as his limited expertise in neurology shaped her new persona to be one of

servile passivity. After installing a new braincap, he decided to run some tests. "You will do whatever I want, yes?" I asked her, "Will you agree to make a music video

The video was a hit! It sold over 2m copies. Although due to the scantily clad dancers in the background, it was abolished in some fundamentally religious countries, and was

ceremoniously burned in front of the parliament buildings.Of course certain scalawags bootlegged the video and distributed copies to the Muslims, Amish, and people who otherwise

used the out-moded communication of VCRs and had not yet embraced DVDs. Luddites came out in droves and whole nations were driven back to the dark ages of rotary phones. The End?